My apologies to Euphoria. My love to Love is Blind.

Rodeo Roundup

I am scared of Shayne, I am scared of Shake, I am scared of episodes 1-9 of Euphoria (yeah, that’s all of them), I’m scared of Kanye and also maybe clay. Short and sweet. Let’s begin.

In preparation for tonight’s reunion: “My fiancé is hot like Beyoncé”

You can’t tell me I’m late because I’m right on time for all of the tea that has come out since the sh…